So, to my successors: Have fun wrangling us through the bountiful derby merch at Wild West to get to our bouts (FYI, it will be like herding cats in a room full of catnip). Don't wallow in your defeats. Enjoy your victories. And, finally, soak in as much as possible, because one day you'll be like good ol' Suga Smaxx having to pass off the torch.
Now, let me get back to my stress-free derby life...NOT!